пятница, 26 апреля 2013 г.

JUNPATTERNS

JUNPATTERN 1.          
   
Use as many JUNPATTERNS as you can in your applications.

JUNPATTERN 2.             

Make everything public. No matter what – fields, properties, methods… If someone has the goal to hack your app – he will manage to do this anyway. So why then we need to suffer from the lack of access to something once again?!

JUNPATTERN 3.             

Make members static, if possible. Especially methods. Why do we need to create an instance of an object to access the method, if we can simply make it static and use it on the class level?! So the best solution is to make it static, believe me.

JUNPATTERN 4.           

Copy the code. So you always have needed logic in front of your eyes, without making mouse clicks in attempt to find some method. We even don’t need these complications with inheritance!

JUNPATTERN 5.           

Don’t write unit tests – they are useless. If you have written the code, you clearly know that it works splendid! Therefore – unit testing is just the waste of your time.

JUNPATTERN 6.        
     
Don’t be afraid of nested code blocks. That’s OK if you face with 10-level nested code construction. Why should we spray our important and complex business logic in different locations?!

JUNPATTERN 7.        
     
Create a special class for storing various methods. So it’s a great and convenient location to place all methods you don’t know where to place. Don’t forget to make it static!

JUNPATTERN 8.            

Always catch exceptions and use empty catch blocks. It prevents users of our application from being scared at the sight of the error message.

JUNPATTERN 9.          
   
Create methods large number of parameters, instead of separating the global task solution into separate methods with few parameters. This approach is more resultative and convenient.

JUNPATTERN 10.         
To be continued…

четверг, 11 апреля 2013 г.

Big Promise


 I give a promise that I will continue to move forward and I will do my best not to accept the compromise. I will not allow anyone to encroach upon my independence. I promise that I won't pay attention to what others think, I'll just go ahead and do what I have conceived, and deem it necessary.